My guest blogger this morning is my niece Missy Albrecht. The stories are some my brother Tracy Day told her. They are family stories, handed down from generation to generation. Storytelling is the oldest form of entertainment and also of oral history, often told as families gathered around the hearthfire after a day’s work. I enjoy hearing them and am grateful to both Tracy and Missy for sharing them here.
My dad enjoys reminiscing about days gone by. Especially times from his growing-up years in the hills of Oklahoma. As we chat in the evenings about this or that, he’ll tell me stories about things that made an impression. Usually, they are funny events, even all these years later. One of his favorite stories is about the alcoholic pig they had once upon a time.
My grandpa had built a trench silo to make his own silage. A trench silo is just about what it sounds like – a long trench in the ground. The corn is stored here, stalks and all chopped into smaller pieces, just as it would be in an upright silo, which is a much more expensive storage option. Now, as the green corn sits in the trench, there is some natural fermentation going on as the silage is made. Silage is made by placing cut green vegetation in a silo and compressing it down so as to leave as little oxygen as possible, then covering it with a plastic sheet. Now, I know very little about silage or the making of it, so I turned to my trusty internet to get some information. I learned that during fermentation, volatile fatty acids in are produced which act as a natural preservative. Also, several of the fermenting organisms produce vitamins such as folic acid and vitamin B12. Anyway, the pig would drink the liquid that he found at the edge of the silo. As this was a byproduct of the fermentation process, it was somewhat alcoholic! He would trot around with his head up and his tail straight up in the air, squealing and carrying on! Daddy said he didn’t know a pig’s tail could stand straight up in the air like that! Pigs being what they are, it was difficult to tell if he was enjoying this or in pain, but he would return every day for another drink, so we can only suppose that he enjoyed his very own “happy hour”! I can just about see my grandma shaking her head as she watched that pig and I can hear her saying, “well, bless his heart.”
Another story that he’s shared with me is one about a thrill-seeking cat. Ma (my great-grandmother) had a cat that she would let into the house from time to time, but as cats do, she tended to have kittens. At these times, she would take herself off to the old granary across the road from Ma and Pappy’s house. After the kittens were born, she would lie in the grass beside the road and keep watch so that nothing disturbed those babies. I suppose she couldn’t think of anything more disturbing than a dog. Whenever a dog would happen by, she would race out of her hiding place and jump on the unsuspecting dog’s back. Naturally, this caused the dog to run like the very devil himself had just hitched a ride! After they had gone several yards down the road, mama cat would jump off and trot back to her hiding place to await her next victim. Daddy always felt sorry for the dogs since they never knew what had hit them that first time. All the dogs in the area learned to give the granary a wide berth!
by Michelle Day Albrecht
So funny! Thanks for sharing these old stories.
You are welcome. Peg. I’m glad you enjoyed it.
Missy needs to write a book. I love her stories.
I agree, Sue. I love them too and she’s a very good writer.
Thanks for sharing these wonderful and so very funny stories.
Thank you for writing, Doward. My niece and brother and I are glad you enjoyed this post.
Thank you all for your very kind words!
I missed this yesterday and am so glad I got the chance to read Missy’s stories today. You are an excellent writer, Missy. I never knew what silage was, so thanks for the info. Love you, my dear cousin!
Thank you, Teresa! I’m glad you enjoyed daddy’s stories !!
I enjoyed reading these. I lived the first 13 years of my life on a farm, and these bring back many memories. The only spanking I ever got from my Dad was for not obeying him and then lying about it. The weather was bad, and my sister and I were told to take the milk cows to the pond and let them drink, and bring them back to the barnyard where they would have shelter. It was snowy and cold, so we, in all our wisdom, decided to open the gate, push it open so it would appear we had obeyed, and then close it. Of course, as soon as Dad saw there were no tracks in the lane leading to the pond, he knew what we had done. That evening, he told us he knew that we had lied to him, and that he was going to give us a spanking “in the morning”. We had to wait & worry all night, and sure enough, in the morning we each got three licks. I can’t remember ever disobeying my Dad again.
Thanks for your comment, Eva. That is an interesting story. I know you have lots of fond memories of your childhood and I’m glad you share them with us. That was certainly a lesson. Those childhood lessons stick with us.